lesliekn0pe: why didn’t my parents start training me to be an olympic athlete when i was like 3 okay my laziness is entirely their fault this all could have gone differently
me: better check my phone for messages from friends
me: *after checking phone*
me: better get friends
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physically, I feel like shit. But got to make up for today’s run. Mile repeats. 3 miles in all. oh sweet jesus help me now.
Which baby are you? →
juststaylovelyy: casgetoutofmypie: the-ying-yang-function: it-girl-happened-one-night: JANUARY BABY Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. FEBRUARY BABY ...
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
tltty: when a good song comes on the radio right when you arrive at your destination and have to get out of the car
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.
Can you imagine a TumblrStore?
craftybat: mistcover: peach-pwns: flyingmintbunneh: harrysexonlegsstyles: lumos-my-world: a store where you can buy all the things you see in tumblr do celebrities count ^ can you pay in feels instead of money? do gay countries count how the fuck do you pay in feels like just cry at the cashier until they nod and hand you your thing? seems legit
friends: flawless skin, amazing hair, beautiful eyes, skinny, perfect nose
me: deformed fish
It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone...– (via chaoswithinus)
Ravishing– A Great Word. (via poetsplay) haha! I completely agree. (via fallawakewithme)
skinny friend: omg I wish I was skinny
smart friend: omg I only got a B+
athletic friend: omg I wish I could run
not single friend: omg I hate my boyfriend
popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
me: *cries in the shower*
me watching the olympics: how
yourroyalpenis: ilosemyself-inadaydream: just a friendly reminder that this guy is actually this guy I hold my judgement until he smiles. wh-WH-WHAT. fuck me Holy shit.
plot twist: you have an equal amount of shampoo and conditioner